AKA Abbi’s Magic Mike Mash-up
Disclaimer: I haven’t seen Magic Mike and I won’t until at least late next week.
I have to say the Magic Mike phenomenon really confuses me. I understand watching men undress is really sexy and I can’t wait to see that aspect of the movie.
But, Matthew McConaughey? Seriously?
And Tatum Channing?
Nope. Not a chance. Where’s the hair, gentlemen?
Sorry, they don’t do it for me. And my dissatisfaction got me to thinking: Who would do it for me? I mean who would I think would be really hot doing a striptease?
It wasn’t easy to answer, that’s for sure. I mean, even my ‘go- to’ guys don’t appeal in a strip.
David Hewlett and Joe Flanigan
Chris Pine
Zachary Quinto
Sorry guys.
What about this mash-up/duo doing the Full Monty?
Tom Hardy and Jamie Bamber are really close. Yes a little bit of hair and masculinity does Abbi good.
It took me awhile to find that perfect who could bring a smile to my face if he showed up at my door in a bow tie ready to do a private dance for me.
He’s got the body hair I love and he knows how to get the girls . . .
TED, I’m waiting for your personal strip-tease. 
Any votes on who else might be hot in a strip tease?
Abbi
The David. Mr Gandy to you.
Jackie, I looked up David Gandy again. He’s hot. Just . . . no hair. I don’t know why but I’m a hair person. Must have hairy chest.
Sorry Abbi – I’d choose Matt any day over those other blokes!!
Rach, it’s okay. I think I just have freaky tastes!
Weirdness alert… I like both Matthew Mc-what’s-his-name, and Tatum Channing in other movies but I just don’t see myself buying a ticket to go see Magic Mike. Maybe it’s because I don’t get to the cinema often and therefore I want… more
Robyn, I want more, too!
Abbi – thank God there’s another woman out there who likes her men, manly. If I wanted a nice smooth chest with nary a hair in sight, I’d sleep with a woman. Well, okay, not really but I just know you understand what I meant. A little chest dusting, a hairy trail leading from navel to …ahem…nether regions, glimpses of fluff poking out of an undone top button on a business shirt – and I’m weak at the knees.
I don’t mind facial hair either. But none of that freaky Brad Pitt “oh I think I’ll plait my beard” rubbish. Ewwww *shudders*. I mean the real stuff, like ummm oh I don’t know Gerard Butler maybe
But sorry Abbi, I also have a height thing and Ted is, not to put too fine a point on it, vertically challenged.
Tall, dark and hairy ftw!
LOL, Elissa! I have to agree totally on the Gerard Butler suggestion. He’d work VERY well.
Yes, Ted is a tad short, but he’s cute.
I’m a huge chest hair fan from…well, not that far back but I’m only 26. :p But I can appreciate a smooth chest from afar so long as it’s in nice shape. Gandy, David Gandy indeed!
But in Magic Mike the attraction for me would be Matt Bomer. He’s my dude.
And yes, my husband knows. He leaves me with my White Collar DVDs in peace….